OK, so before I head over to my friend’s place to officially start my vacation (which should have started two days ago), I wanted to show you something really funny. At least I think it is. I’m about to tell on myself.
I hit the DKNY Sample Sale last week and basically LOST MY MIND purchasing items. I got shoes, I got shirts, I got a coat, I hit the Mother Lode. First sample sale for the brand of its kind, I was so excited, especially when I found these amazing shoes. I found them under the table in the back.
“HA!”, I thought to myself. “Someone STASHED these. BOOYAH!”
I threw it on the right foot, fell madly in love and raced to the front of the sale with my shoes. I had no intentions of looking back. I purchased the lot and got home, practically buzzing with purchases.
Until I started putting things away…and realized what I’d done.
Notice anything different about the shoes above? THEY’RE BOTH RIGHT SHOES. As in, there is no left shoe. In my crazed happiness, I purchased two right shoes and no left shoe. Hence, I have learned a very valuable lesson: remain focused, breathe calmly and keep your wits about you at a sample sale.
It’s totally my fault but I’m laughing hysterically. What should I do with the second shoe? I think I’ll put weights in them and make them stylish bookends.
I’m such a dork. Has anyone else done something like this? Let me hear it!